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Baseball, Mom And Wedding Cake
One day you're eight years old, playing catch in your backyard with your best friend, the next you're listening to him on your answering machine telling you he's engaged. Yes, the same guy who wanted nothing to do with girls in the fourth grade because they couldn't throw a baseball in a straight line is now about to share the rest of his life with one...
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What Is Love?
A humorous dialog between a human and an alien analyzing the mysterious emotion called love...
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The Married Names List!
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
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Women & Bathrooms
11 Different Types of Women in the
Bathroom
Indifferent - Rushes in, raises dress with a
"whoop", pulls crotch of panties aside and squats with great force,
rattling windows and causing breasts to bob up and down. Hums lively tunes and
sounds like a bucket of water being poured from a third story window.
Cautious - Has heard of so many girls contracting VD from
toilet seats that she straddles bowl, leans over to flush, pees on her nylons.
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Night of Valentine's Day
Twas the night made for lovers
Called St. Valentine's
And I was sick on the couch
From eating candy hearts that said 'Be mine'
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