Real Personal Ads
Recovering Catholic, WM, 42, with the guilt of a breast fixation, seeks understanding woman for romantic relationship.

-Sf Weekly

SWF seeks heavy daddy in big pants. Must have convenience store hours and be unafraid to wear jumpsuit.

-SF Weekly


The Top 15 Freudian Pick-Up Lines
15.'My sign is Ramses, what's yours?'
14.'You're one hot Mama... But of course, all women are!'
13.'Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.'
12.'Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?'

The Passionate Sheperd To His Love
Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove,
That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods, or steepy mountain yields.

5 More Minutes
While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. 'That's my son over there,' she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.
'He's a fine looking boy,' the man said. 'That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater.' Then, looking at his watch, he called to his son. 'What do you say we go, Todd?'

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Special recipe for Valentine's Day Breakfast Casserole

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