The Anti-Relationship Contract I, ______, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondling and fornication.
Top Ten Signs No One Wants To Be Your Valentine 10. Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you 9. FOX is starting a new show about you: 'America's Least Wanted' 8. You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets 7. The babes just don't seem to go for your home-made Star Trek uniform 6. You're taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders
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