12 Things To NEVER Say When You’re Arguing With A Woman

Original Author UnknownPresented below are 12 things you should never say while arguing with, well really anyone, but especially a woman.

1. ‘Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?’
2. ‘No really…I was laughing about a joke I heard one time.’
3. ‘Oh, you are so cute when your face gets all red and scrunched up like that.’
4. ‘You’re just upset because your backside is beginning to spread.’
5. ‘Wait a minute…I get it. What time of the month is it?
6. ‘Are you gonna cry now? (force lip to quiver mockingly)
7. ‘You sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?’
8. ‘Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.’
9. ‘Whoa, time out honey. Football (basketball, golf, etc.) is on.’
10. ‘Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Frosted Witchy Flakes this morning.’
11. ‘Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?’
12. ‘Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded’

Any other things that shouldn’t be said? Add to the comments below. Please keep it clean.