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15) ‘I don’t care *how* many items you’ve got, baby, I could check you out all day long!’
14) ‘Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?’
13) ‘May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?’
12) ‘How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?’
11) ‘What a coincidence! You’ve got butter in your cart, and I’ve got a copy of ‘Last Tango in Paris’ at home!’
10) ‘How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?’
9) ‘I’ve got some meat here that’s ‘Best if used by tonight.”
8) ‘Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69!’
7) ‘You know, it ain’t often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, ‘This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.”
6) ‘What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too!’
5) ‘So how would you like to become a stock *man*?’
4) ‘Pssst! My piggly is wiggly.’
3) ‘Are we in the laxatives aisle? ‘Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.’
2) ‘Clean up in Aisle BVD!’
and the Number 1 Grocery Store Pick-Up Line…
1) ‘Baby, you better get out of that express lane, ’cause you’re all that *and* a bag of chips.’
Copyright 2000 by Chris White
