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10) ‘I’m down here’ 

9) ‘Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy’ 

8) ‘I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi’ 

7) ‘I can get you off the naughty list’ 

6) ‘I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys’ 

5) ‘I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.’ 

4) ‘No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler’ 

3) ‘I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man’ 

2) ‘You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig’ 

And the #1 Elf Pick-Up line…

1) ‘I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners’ 

— Late Night with David Letterman

Amazing fairy house decorated at christmas in shape of elfs hat with opened door and fireplace inside in magical forest. Unusual christmas 3d illustration postcard

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