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10) ‘I’m down here’
9) ‘Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy’
8) ‘I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi’
7) ‘I can get you off the naughty list’
6) ‘I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys’
5) ‘I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.’
4) ‘No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler’
3) ‘I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man’
2) ‘You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig’
And the #1 Elf Pick-Up line…
1) ‘I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners’
— Late Night with David Letterman
