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10. ‘You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.’ 

9. ‘Please, baby, let me withhold you.’ 

8. ‘Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.’ 

7. ‘In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.’ ‘ 

6. ‘If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?’ 

5. You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.’ 

4. ‘Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.’ 

3. ‘You’re the kind of girl I could take home to mother — which is good, since I still live with her.’ 

2. ‘Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.’ 

1. ‘Nice assets.’ 

As presented by New York City-area accountants
on the April 9, 1998 broadcast of the 
Late Show with David Letterman 

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