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15) You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day! 

14) What’s a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this?

13) Drop trou and give me 20!

12) Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups

11) Soldier, I’m admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.

10) Remember ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’? I’m neither, baby. 

9) The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking.

8) Wanna know why I’m called a ‘drill’ sergeant?

7) Drop and give me 69! 

6) Baby, you put the ‘fox’ in ‘foxhole’. 

5) You’ll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it’s your bra.

4) Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.

3) Drop and give me 20 — on my lap. 

2) Wanna help me get an ‘honorable discharge’? 

and the Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line…

1) Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.

Copyright 1996 by Chris White

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