16) The ceremony is spoiled by the insistent beeping from the bride’s ankle cuff. 15) You’re forced to
16) Writing your wedding vows in Klingon seemed like such a cool idea at the bachelor party. 15)
16) “Ain’t no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off *you*, Darlin’.” 15) “Here’s my
15) How about a little Puck? 14) Of course, ‘Romeo and Gertrude’ is just a working title. I
15) You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day! 14) What’s a pathetic
10. ‘You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.’ 9. ‘Please, baby, let me withhold you.’ 8. ‘Technically, having
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11) She is constantly humming the theme to ‘Mighty Mouse.’ 10) Refers to her apartment as the ‘Bat