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10) ‘I’ll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly.’ 

9) ‘I put the ‘scroo’ in Scrooge.’ 

8) ‘I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.’ 

7) ‘One hour with me, honey, and you’ll see flyin’ reindeer!’ 

6) ‘Buy you a Zima?’ 

5) ‘That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.’ 

4) ‘Uh — yeah, that’s right, I’m Kenny Rogers.’ 

3) ‘I got your stocking stuffer right here my dear!’ 

2) ‘Giddy-up over here and say ‘howdy’ to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!’ 

And the #1 Santa Pick-up Line… 

1) ‘Naughty or Nice? Let’s get Naughty…’ 

Christmas ornaments and santa hat on wooden snowy background

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