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How to talk about men and still be politically correct…?
He is not a: Bad dancer
He is: Overly Caucasian
He does not: Hog the blankets
He is: Thermally unappreciative
He is not: Unsophisticated
He is: Socially malformed
He does not: Eat like a pig
He suffers from: Reverse bulimia
He is not: A sex machine
He is: Romantically automated
He is not a: Male chauvinist pig
He has: Swine empathy
He is not: Quiet
He is a: Conversational minimalist
He does not have a: Beer gut
He develops a: Liquid grain storage facility
You do not: Undress him with your eyes
You have a: Introspective pornographic moment
He is not: Afraid of commitment
He is: Monogamously challenged
He does not have a: Fabulous rear end
He has achieved: Buttocks perfection
He is not: Stupid
He suffers from: Minimal cranial development
He does not: Get lost all the time
He discovers: Alternative destinations
He is not: Balding
He is in: Follicle regression
You do not: Buy him a drink
You initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange
He does not: Fart and belch
He is: Gastronomically expressive
His jeans are not: Too tight
He is: Anatomically under circulated
He is not a: Redneck
He is a: Genetically-related American
You do not: Kiss him
You become: Facially conjoined
He does not get: Falling down drunk
He becomes: Accidentally horizontal
He does not: Act like a total ass
He develops a: Case of rectal-cranial inversion
He is not: Short
He is: Anatomically compact
He does not have a: Rich daddy
He is a: Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion
He does not: Constantly talk about cars
He has a: Vehicular addiction
He does not have a: Hot body
He is: Physically combustible
