16) The ceremony is spoiled by the insistent beeping from the bride’s ankle cuff. 15) You’re forced to
16) Writing your wedding vows in Klingon seemed like such a cool idea at the bachelor party. 15)
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11) She is constantly humming the theme to ‘Mighty Mouse.’ 10) Refers to her apartment as the ‘Bat
15) ‘Let me not to the marriage of two stars admit impediments –except for prenups, Scientology and a
15) ‘There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio — hey, donuts!’ 14) ‘Begone, jackanapes — we