The Nice Guy Test by : admin 7 years ago November 19, 2020 Welcome to The Nice Guy Test. This test is meant to measure any person's "Nice Guy" level. Disclaimer: This quiz is meant just for fun and to some, may be offensive. Romance 101 or it's creator is not responsible for any upset feelings you may have after taking this test...so have fun! How do you typically look when you arrive to pick up your date? I wear my church clothes I like to dress up. Sometimes I bring a small present or flowers I dress casually unless I am very impressed with the woman I'm late, dress as I want, and if I bring anything it's a sixpack of beer I take a knife None "Women are special." Is this statement true? Yes, but they scare me Most always Sometimes One or two, but only temporarily until I have my way with them. And I will have my way with them Only when tied and gagged None Generally, when a girl cancels out of a date... NOT APPLICABLE. I don't get the date in the first place I get a weak excuse if I get one at all She says she is sorry and would like to make it another time She cries and begs for forgiveness. The only excuse I'll accept is death-Hers She moves, changes her name, and gets plastic surgery None When I meet a girl, I... talk about mother want to get to know her, find out who she is, and what she does want to get to know her, but only if she is worth it I see a conquest in the making usually scare them off None I think women are... like dear old mother should be put on a pedestal fantastic mostly good for only one thing the scourge of the earth None A girl cancels a date, gives a feeble excuse, and in the process, blows your weekend. you cry you assume she told the truth and wanted to go with you you are disappointed but might try again it never occurs. If it did, there are others waiting in the aisles You set dynamite to her house/apartment None On Valentine's Day... I get a card from Mom I send cards, but recieve few I get some cards and send a few I get a lot of cards and read only the ones I want. I send no cards unless it scores points I can collect on later I don't get any cards and I blame all women for it None I get dates... Through mother through a great deal of effort, including groveling and expensive offerings easily some times and hard other times. My success runs hot and cold without effort. Many times they ask me if I pay for them to go. Sometimes that just isn't enough None When I am at a bar... I don't go to bars I rarely get anywhere with women I occasionally get a phone number I score frequently I drink until I pass out. Of course, this is only if they let me in None A girl I date for a long time quits seeing me because... I am boring I don't know why, many times it is for someone else we fight too much I told her to get lost, or she caught me fooling around I threatened her life None When I settle down... I want someone to help me tie my shoes and dress me I want to get married and live like Ozzie and Harriet with lots of kids I might want to get married. Kids are a maybe I'll settle down when I am dead and buried I can't settle down. The world is after me None Marriage... is for grownups is a pleasant way to spend a life might be nice is a mistake unless she is rich and beautiful and doesn't mind when I fool around is impossible None If I ever got married I would... have to have Mother's approval be forever faithful be faithful, maybe be faithful at least the first week, or until the first opportunity to score, which ever comes first lock her in a closet to keep her away from other men None I get laid... What does "get laid" mean? at least once every two years, sometimes a few times a year I'm not sure how many times, but it's somewhere between 365 times a year and whatever my hero Wilt Chamberlain says is his yearly average never. But I get screwed a lot None Look at your charge card bills. Those related to women are... mostly things I get for my mom for dinners, flowers, presents, plays, etc. for sports events, dinner, concerts, occasionally flowers I never pay. If I do it is to buy beer or tickes to professional wrestling or a tractor pull. Look on my date's credit card bill to see the places I take her. for semi-automatic weapons None Time's up previous article 100 Question Love Test 10 Brilliant Personalized 1st Wedding Anniversary Gifts 7 years ago September 1, 2025 Getting the Most Out of Social Communities 7 years ago September 1, 2025 Classic First Date Tips 7 years ago September 1, 2025 Recipe: Chocolate Chip Cookie 7 years ago September 1, 2025 The Best Wedding Anniversary Gift Ideas You Can Find 7 years ago September 1, 2025 Online Dating in Retirement 7 years ago September 1, 2025 Leave a Response Cancel replyCommentName Email
