Before – You take my breath away
After – I feel like I’m suffocating
Before – Twice a night
After – Twice a month
Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football
Before – Don’t stop
After – Don’t start
Before – Is that all you’re having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before – It’s like I’m living in a dream
After – It’s like he lives in a dorm
Before – $60/doz.
After – $1.50/stem
Before – Turbocharged
After – Jumpstart
Before – We agree on everything
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Victoria’s Secret
After – Fruit-of-the-Loom
Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl
Before – Feathers and handcuffs
After – Ball and chain
Before – Idol
After – Idle
Before – I love a woman with curves
After – I never said you were fat
Before – He’s completely lost without me
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before – Time stood still
After – This relationship is going nowhere
Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant
Before – You look so seductive in black
After – Your clothes are so depressing
Before – Oysters
After – Fishsticks
Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you
Before – Passion
After – Ration
Before – Once upon a time
After – The end
Before & After
