Seminars For Women
In response to the seminar offerings by the female
staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital
status. The following courses will be offered:
General Education:
GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly 'Remedial
Third Grade Arithmetic')
GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking
One
GE104: How to Parallel Park
GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group
Activity
GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless
Wimps
GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than
a Good Soap Opera
Home Economics:
HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears
Out Prematurely
HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out
Prematurely
HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out
Prematurely
HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out
Prematurely
HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money
You Don't Have (formerly 'How to Cut Credit Cards in Half')
HE103: Overcoming 'The Imelda Syndrome' (formerly
called 'How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?')
Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: How to Say 'No' With Kindness and
Appreciation
IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About
As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq:
SE101a or b)
IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of
Divorce
IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly
'Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too')
IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon
Commercials (formerly called 'We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
is REALLY For!')
Sex Education:
SE101a: How to Say 'Yes'
SE101b: How to Say 'No' But Mean 'Yes'
SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast
Anymore
SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why
SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On
Giving
SE105: Sexual Alternatives for 'That Time of
the Month' (formerly titled 'Any Old Port in a Storm')
SE106: Foreplay (not a required course, for
extra credit only)'
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